Sleeping (& snoring)

I love to sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. That's why the amount of sleep required by the average person is about 5 minutes more. The worst thing about sleep is snoring but there's only one sure cure for it - insomnia. There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. :)

Glory Glory!!

Praise Buddha! I am back and alive! No, I'm not a reincarnation rather I'll be back blogging again. As I am one of Time magazine persons of the year, I feel it's my duty (ahem) to present to the world how terrible (or good) I can be in blogging. I am still trying to get my way round this Blogger beta thingy. By the way, who the heck put the chick above as cover? (You? - Ed)

Maria Sharapova (Part 2)

It's unbelievable really. She was the first woman I ever featured here in my blog way back in 2004 and to date, that post remains the most popular ever. Apparently something (Google perhaps) pointed surfers from USA, UAE to Taiwan to this particular page. Here I am doing another piece on this lovely talent from Russia as a tribute.

Girl Next Door 2006

Don't really know whether our local version of FHM have this but our neighbour down south have the exact replica of UK's version albeit no nudity. 100 girls handpicked by readers and through SMS voting only one will emerge victorious (but of course - Ed). As we all know (you think? - Ed), KL was voted by expactriates as having the most number of beautiful women, something which we should be really proud of and our neighbour down south gotta admit to that as I only managed to pick 5 girls from the list of 100. Which is rather worrying really as more Singaporean men are marrying Malaysian women (and that's a fact? - Ed). Anyway, enjoy what they have to offer for the moment AND if I may say so, my vote goes to Rachelle Wan.

Rebecca Lim

Rebecca who? She's nobody really at least not in Malaysia. Got hold of a copy of Mobile World Singapore edition and this lovely lady was the front page gal. She looks absolutely gorgeous if I may say so. Well, abot more research (actually it's stated in the mag's article - Ed) reveals that she's actually Miss Photogenic for last year's Miss Singapore/Universe. How she didn't win bewilders me. Anyway, just want her to know, she's got at least one fan here in Malaysia.