How to roll a joint..opps cigarette

When you're just lazing around with more time in your hand than there's money in your bank account, why not try rolling a cigarette? It sure beats the convenience of pulling that stick out from your normal box and it can be fun too. Of course there's no filter but how else can you enjoy the pure pleasure of tobacco smoke? The macho way of course would be to roll it with your bare hand but hey...I'm on to make full use of technology. Instead, get one of these rolling machine from a well-stocked mamak grocery store and of course get a pack of high quality tobacco too. The machine also comes in handy in case you wanna roll a joint. :P


40 gram of pure shagadelic tobacco


The Dutch are apparently famous for some other brownish stuff :P


Hash brown? Hell no!


The semi-auto rolling machine


Fill her up with those lovely brownies


Spin the wheel to roll the brownies


Use only the finest quality paper


Carefully place paper in the wheel making sure the gummed side faces you


Lick the gum on paper carefully (don't lick it as if you're giving your bird a cunnilingus). After giving the wheel a few more spin this should be the result


Your joint err..i mean cigarette is ready. Go on, light it! Contagious laughter guaranteed. :P

Disclaimer : No person under the age of 18 shall follow the instructions given in this post. Smoking and sale of tobacco to person under the age of 18 is prohibited under the Malaysian law. The author of this post does not take weed/marijuana/grass of any kind and do not encourage others to do the same. Sale and posssesion of illegal drugs is punishable by death under Malaysian law.