December 23, 2006

Sleeping (& snoring)

I love to sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. That's why the amount of sleep required by the average person is about 5 minutes more. The worst thing about sleep is snoring but there's only one sure cure for it - insomnia. There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. :)

December 19, 2006

Glory Glory!!


Praise Buddha! I am back and alive! No, I'm not a reincarnation rather I'll be back blogging again. As I am one of Time magazine persons of the year, I feel it's my duty (ahem) to present to the world how terrible (or good) I can be in blogging. I am still trying to get my way round this Blogger beta thingy. By the way, who the heck put the chick above as cover? (You? - Ed)

February 17, 2006

Maria Sharapova (Part 2)

It's unbelievable really. She was the first woman I ever featured here in my blog way back in 2004 and to date, that post remains the most popular ever. Apparently something (Google perhaps) pointed surfers from USA, UAE to Taiwan to this particular page. Here I am doing another piece on this lovely talent from Russia as a tribute.




February 03, 2006

Girl Next Door 2006

Don't really know whether our local version of FHM have this but our neighbour down south have the exact replica of UK's version albeit no nudity. 100 girls handpicked by readers and through SMS voting only one will emerge victorious (but of course - Ed). As we all know (you think? - Ed), KL was voted by expactriates as having the most number of beautiful women, something which we should be really proud of and our neighbour down south gotta admit to that as I only managed to pick 5 girls from the list of 100. Which is rather worrying really as more Singaporean men are marrying Malaysian women (and that's a fact? - Ed). Anyway, enjoy what they have to offer for the moment AND if I may say so, my vote goes to Rachelle Wan.




Rebecca Lim


Rebecca who? She's nobody really at least not in Malaysia. Got hold of a copy of Mobile World Singapore edition and this lovely lady was the front page gal. She looks absolutely gorgeous if I may say so. Well, abot more research (actually it's stated in the mag's article - Ed) reveals that she's actually Miss Photogenic for last year's Miss Singapore/Universe. How she didn't win bewilders me. Anyway, just want her to know, she's got at least one fan here in Malaysia.


January 10, 2006

Leah Dizon (Part 2)




I just like how she appears on this page the moment you log into this site. She'll be a semi-permanent feature until I find another 'sundal' to replace her that is (hey! no offensive word please - Ed), appearing before my actual err..feature below. No, I haven't join her fanclub yet (You cheapo! - Ed).

If you don't like it, don't drive in KL la!

Sample of some "marvellous" road ettiquttes found in Kuala Lumpur. This happened one fine peak hour morning on a road where a lot of parents uses to send their child to a school. The future of our future generation drivers are secured! Bravo!

Two way road turns to a one way Malaysian style!
Don't like my driving style? Up yours la!
Lorry? What lorry? If dare come and bang kaw me la!

DISCLAIMER : The writer is not responsible if the above driving methods results in prosecution from the relevant authorities. The writer however wish to express his delight that all those who are featured here will probably escape punishment.

How to find your own happiness

A step by step guide to finding your own happiness

1. Spot a golden brown dyed hair Ah Beng anywhere (chances will be he knows where to get the stuff or know someone who does)
2. Get the mobile number of the dealer (always a prepaid) and keep it on your speed dial.
3. Call the bugger and tell him Ah Beng recommended him. (Warning! He might be suspicious of you initially thinking you are some BIB but convince him using some super Ah Beng language)
4. Always ask the price first before asking him to deliver.
5. Don't expect delivery to be made directly to your home. He's not Pizza Hut. Delivery will be made to clubs initially. After a few buys, only then will he deliver straight to your home.
6. Enjoy your happiness.

DISCLAIMER : The writer of this feature does not guarantee you will truly find happiness using the method above nor does he guarantee the effectiveness of the method (especially no.1). The writer also abstain responsibility should you managed to find happiness but decides to sue me for teaching you how to find happiness. For the authorities, I am not trying to promote stuff like what Huai Bin does. He does not own this blog nor do I allow such thing to corrupt my blog.

New Year New Hope

10 days into the new year and here it is my first entry of 2006. I've made a vow to not post anymore travel logs coz it's just too boring. I will up the ante this year! More hardcore journalism is needed to survive nowadays. Yes, something in the mould of KOSMO (the newspaper) generalising anime as animated porn. They are that good. But of course most of you blog nerds would have heard (or read) of Huai Bin being hauled by the authorities for promoting illicit drugs. Kudos to the authorities for spotting that! Actually it wasn't even the authorities who spotted it initially. Yes, hardcore journalism did it! Some eagle-eyed reporter from a chinese daily apparently. Perhaps it was the two dude who got sacked recently. I wasn't sad when Huai Bin was "caught". Heck, he was wrong in posting such nonsense. Us Malaysians needs to be shielded from such evil!! How could he have been so immature and irresponsible? He may give all the excuses he wants justifying his action but mate, you are living in Malaysia. Period. You know the best part? This dude was even commended by some quarters for his excellent work with his blog. How ironic! Yes ladies and gentlemen. This is sixthseal bashing day.

OK..OK...I admit I'm jealous of his success. Heck, maybe I'll video myself shooting one day. That'll guarantee instant fame.